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FredGarvinMaleProstitute
September 19th 07, 05:09 PM
NEW YORK —  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787 
Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to 
more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran 
journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States 
on Tuesday.
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
Jay Honeck
September 19th 07, 05:17 PM
On Sep 19, 10:09 am, FredGarvinMaleProstitute
> wrote:
> NEW YORK -  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787
> Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to
> more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran
> journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States
> on Tuesday.
>
> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
Oooooo....   This is gonna get ugly.
I wonder how much Airbus is paying this guy?
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"
September 19th 07, 05:52 PM
On Sep 19, 9:17 am, Jay Honeck > wrote:
> On Sep 19, 10:09 am, FredGarvinMaleProstitute
>
> > wrote:
> > NEW YORK -  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787
> > Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to
> > more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran
> > journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States
> > on Tuesday.
>
> >http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
>
> Oooooo....   This is gonna get ugly.
>
> I wonder how much Airbus is paying this guy?
> --
> Jay Honeck
> Iowa City, IA
> Pathfinder N56993www.AlexisParkInn.com
> "Your Aviation Destination"
Don't worry, I fully expect Boeing to be able to defend their design
with test data.  If they couldn't, they wouldn't be able to get it
certified.
RST Engineering
September 19th 07, 06:02 PM
Airbus didn't have to pay a dime.  An internal Boeing engineer wrote a 16??? 
page whistleblower report to the FAA with a lot of stuff that Boeing's top 
brass wasn't all that pleased about.
Something about not testing the crashworthiness of the 787 to the same 
standards that were required on the 737.  A simple drop test of a fuselage 
section, with the overhead bins full, with instrumented crash dummies, 
dropped from 14 feet onto a concrete floor.  And how you can see damage on 
metal (dent) while the same damage on glass is generally internal and 
invisible.   And how metal elongates during a crash absorbing a tremendous 
amount of the energy of the crash while glass tears and absorbs little.  And 
how metal is pretty much fireproof (it melts) while the epoxy in the glass 
burns fairly hot and fast.
Anybody got a link to that article's website for Jay?
Jim
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        --Henry Ford
"Jay Honeck" > wrote in message 
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>
> I wonder how much Airbus is paying this guy?
> --
> Jay Honeck
> Iowa City, IA
> Pathfinder N56993
> www.AlexisParkInn.com
> "Your Aviation Destination"
>
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
September 19th 07, 06:04 PM
 wrote:
> On Sep 19, 9:17 am, Jay Honeck > wrote:
>> On Sep 19, 10:09 am, FredGarvinMaleProstitute
>>
>> > wrote:
>>> NEW YORK -  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787
>>> Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to
>>> more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran
>>> journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States
>>> on Tuesday.
>>> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
>> Oooooo....   This is gonna get ugly.
>>
>> I wonder how much Airbus is paying this guy?
>> --
>> Jay Honeck
>> Iowa City, IA
>> Pathfinder N56993www.AlexisParkInn.com
>> "Your Aviation Destination"
> 
> Don't worry, I fully expect Boeing to be able to defend their design
> with test data.  If they couldn't, they wouldn't be able to get it
> certified.
> 
Who certifies it??
Oh, the FAA
They are real objective(Cough,Spew,Hurl)
The chances of the FAA shutting down Boeing and the 787 is 
about the same chance monkeys will fly out my ass at midnight
RST Engineering
September 19th 07, 06:04 PM
Here ya go...
http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2007/09/17/2003889769.pdf
Jim
-- 
"If you think you can, or think you can't, you're right."
        --Henry Ford
September 19th 07, 06:05 PM
On 19 Sep, 16:17, Jay Honeck > wrote:
> On Sep 19, 10:09 am, FredGarvinMaleProstitute
>
> > wrote:
> > NEW YORK -  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787
> > Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to
> > more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran
> > journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States
> > on Tuesday.
>
> >http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
>
> Oooooo....   This is gonna get ugly.
Interesting. Plastic is not necessarily less robust than
aluminium. Racing cars for example are much safer
now that they are made from Carbon fiber than they
ever were when they were mostly made from aluminiun.
I though suspect that the safety improvement may have largely
come as a consequence of needing to make
the car stiffer for performance reasons. Modern F1 cars are
unbelievably robust. Toxic fumes in the event of fire
are another matter.
S Green
September 19th 07, 06:09 PM
> wrote in message 
 oups.com...
> On Sep 19, 9:17 am, Jay Honeck > wrote:
>> On Sep 19, 10:09 am, FredGarvinMaleProstitute
>>
>> > wrote:
>> > NEW YORK -  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787
>> > Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to
>> > more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran
>> > journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States
>> > on Tuesday.
>>
>> >http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
>>
>> Oooooo....   This is gonna get ugly.
>>
>> I wonder how much Airbus is paying this guy?
>> --
>> Jay Honeck
>> Iowa City, IA
>> Pathfinder N56993www.AlexisParkInn.com
>> "Your Aviation Destination"
>
> Don't worry, I fully expect Boeing to be able to defend their design
> with test data.  If they couldn't, they wouldn't be able to get it
> certified.
How many planes have been certified with serious design faults like the 
wiring in 747 fuel tanks, duff 737 rudders.
With the FAA role including the  promotion of aviation do you really think 
that anyone would stop this airplane.
Forget Newton's laws, what makes planes fly is the law of politics and the 
only component that cannot be priced too easily is the price of votes in DC.
Kloudy via AviationKB.com
September 19th 07, 07:43 PM
RST Engineering wrote:
>Here ya go...
>
>http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2007/09/17/2003889769.pdf
>
>Jim
>
Dang, I thought that was going to be a link to the flight of the monkeys.
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RST Engineering
September 19th 07, 08:11 PM
I'm sort of waiting for the utube of that to come out myself.
Jim
>>
> Dang, I thought that was going to be a link to the flight of the monkeys.
>
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RST Engineering
September 19th 07, 08:15 PM
Certified?  You mean by the same folks that certified the Cessnas with fuel 
caps that ingested water, the 737 with a goosey rudder, the 747 with 
exploding fuel tanks, the Electras that shed wings every now and again, the 
727s that hit a critical angle of attack and started digging giant gopher 
holes...
You've got more faith in those yahoos than I do.  So far as I'm concerned, 
they couldn't find their hineys with both hands in a phone booth with a GPS.
Jim
-- 
"If you think you can, or think you can't, you're right."
        --Henry Ford
>
> Don't worry, I fully expect Boeing to be able to defend their design
> with test data.  If they couldn't, they wouldn't be able to get it
> certified.
>
T. & D. Gregor, Sr.
September 19th 07, 09:43 PM
Simply more horse **** from ol Dan... I wonder if the nursing home
knows what he's up to now... sigh...
"There, there Dan let’s wipe the Gerber’s from your mouth and then
we’ll change your Depend..."
On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:52:30 -0700,  wrote:
>On Sep 19, 9:17 am, Jay Honeck > wrote:
>> On Sep 19, 10:09 am, FredGarvinMaleProstitute
>>
>> > wrote:
>> > NEW YORK -  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787
>> > Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to
>> > more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran
>> > journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States
>> > on Tuesday.
>>
>> >http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
>>
>> Oooooo....   This is gonna get ugly.
>>
>> I wonder how much Airbus is paying this guy?
>> --
>> Jay Honeck
>> Iowa City, IA
>> Pathfinder N56993www.AlexisParkInn.com
>> "Your Aviation Destination"
>
>Don't worry, I fully expect Boeing to be able to defend their design
>with test data.  If they couldn't, they wouldn't be able to get it
>certified.
September 19th 07, 09:54 PM
On Sep 19, 12:15 pm, "RST Engineering" >
wrote:
> Certified?  You mean by the same folks that certified the Cessnas with fuel
> caps that ingested water, the 737 with a goosey rudder, the 747 with
> exploding fuel tanks, the Electras that shed wings every now and again, the
> 727s that hit a critical angle of attack and started digging giant gopher
> holes...
>
> You've got more faith in those yahoos than I do.  So far as I'm concerned,
> they couldn't find their hineys with both hands in a phone booth with a GPS.
>
> Jim
>
> --
> "If you think you can, or think you can't, you're right."
>         --Henry Ford
>
>
>
>
>
> > Don't worry, I fully expect Boeing to be able to defend their design
> > with test data.  If they couldn't, they wouldn't be able to get it
> > certified.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
Jim,
The 737 rudder problem was a condition that was missed by the vendor
that designed it, by the cognizant engineers at Boeing, and by the
FAA.  There was nothing obvious about this problem and lots of testing
at Boeing failed to reveal it during the original certification
program.  The actual occurence of the 737 rudder problem in the field
was very rare, and required a specific set of conditions for it to
occur.  Once the cause of the crashes was traced to the rudder control
valve assembly, Boeing took immediate steps to retrofit the entire
fleet, and provided a specific set of instructions for flight crews to
take in the event of a problem until the units could be replaced.  Are
you saying that Boeing knowingly put a defective system in the field?
I don't believe that to be true...  Sometimes things go wrong despite
the best efforts of the design engineers to get it right.
Which yahoo's are you referring to?  If its the FAA, I can kind of see
your point, but if you mean Boeing, I have to say that knowing a lot
of the people working in the 787 personally, and from my past
association with the company, I don't believe that Boeing is going to
push a design into the field that is as unsafe as this guy is
claiming.  Boeing typically designs with wider margins than Airbus
from what I have seen.
As for throwing rocks at the FAA, that is an easy target...
Dean
RST Engineering
September 19th 07, 10:03 PM
Well, since I mentioned Cessna and Lockheed as well as Boeing, and since all 
the manufacturer does is supply data and the other guys do the 
certification, which yahoos do you THINK I'm talking about.
No, nobody in their right senses puts a defective product on the market for 
several reasons, ethics and lawsuits are two of them.
BTW, did you READ the letter the retired Boeing engineer wrote?  Did you 
understand what he was getting at?
Jim
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> wrote in message 
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> On Sep 19, 12:15 pm, "RST Engineering" >
> wrote:
>> Certified?  You mean by the same folks that certified the Cessnas with 
>> fuel
>> caps that ingested water, the 737 with a goosey rudder, the 747 with
>> exploding fuel tanks, the Electras that shed wings every now and again, 
>> the
>> 727s that hit a critical angle of attack and started digging giant gopher
>> holes...
>>
>> You've got more faith in those yahoos than I do.  So far as I'm 
>> concerned,
>> they couldn't find their hineys with both hands in a phone booth with a 
>> GPS.
>>
>> Jim
>>
>> --
>> "If you think you can, or think you can't, you're right."
>>         --Henry Ford
>>
>>
>>
>
> Which yahoo's are you referring to?  If its the FAA, I can kind of see
> your point, but if you mean Boeing, I have to say that knowing a lot
> of the people working in the 787 personally, and from my past
> association with the company, I don't believe that Boeing is going to
> push a design into the field that is as unsafe as this guy is
> claiming.  Boeing typically designs with wider margins than Airbus
> from what I have seen.
>
> As for throwing rocks at the FAA, that is an easy target...
>
> Dean
>
September 19th 07, 10:26 PM
On Sep 19, 2:03 pm, "RST Engineering" > wrote:
> Well, since I mentioned Cessna and Lockheed as well as Boeing, and since all
> the manufacturer does is supply data and the other guys do the
> certification, which yahoos do you THINK I'm talking about.
>
> No, nobody in their right senses puts a defective product on the market for
> several reasons, ethics and lawsuits are two of them.
>
> BTW, did you READ the letter the retired Boeing engineer wrote?  Did you
> understand what he was getting at?
>
> Jim
>
Jim,
Yes I read portions of it, and yes I understood what he was saying.
However, I don't have any way of judging whether his claims can be
substantiated.  I fully expect Boeing to put out a press release soon
to address his claims with information of their own.  It should be
interesting to hear what Boeing says in response.
If Boeing has to slide the schedule to deal with problems, I expect
them to do that.  They have already slid first flight out due to
systems integration problems and fastener supply issues.
Dean
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 19th 07, 11:44 PM
FredGarvinMaleProstitute > wrote in 
:
> NEW YORK —  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787 
> Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to 
> more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran 
> journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States 
> on Tuesday.
> 
> 
> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
> 
You just don't like it because it's black you racist scumbag
Bertie
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
September 19th 07, 11:48 PM
Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> FredGarvinMaleProstitute > wrote in 
> :
> 
>> NEW YORK —  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787 
>> Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to 
>> more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran 
>> journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States 
>> on Tuesday.
>>
>>
>> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
>>
> 
> You just don't like it because it's black you racist scumbag
> 
> 
> 
> Bertie
Do the letters FO mean anything to you?
Larry Dighera
September 20th 07, 12:04 AM
On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:02:07 -0700, "RST Engineering"
> wrote in
>:
>Airbus didn't have to pay a dime.  An internal Boeing engineer wrote a 16??? 
>page whistleblower report to the FAA with a lot of stuff that Boeing's top 
>brass wasn't all that pleased about.
>
>Something about not testing the crashworthiness of the 787 to the same 
>standards that were required on the 737.  A simple drop test of a fuselage 
>section, with the overhead bins full, with instrumented crash dummies, 
>dropped from 14 feet onto a concrete floor.  And how you can see damage on 
>metal (dent) while the same damage on glass is generally internal and 
>invisible.   And how metal elongates during a crash absorbing a tremendous 
>amount of the energy of the crash while glass tears and absorbs little.  And 
>how metal is pretty much fireproof (it melts) while the epoxy in the glass 
>burns fairly hot and fast.
>
>Anybody got a link to that article's website for Jay?
>
>Jim
That would be this link:
    http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2007/09/17/2003889769.pdf
The docket number is in that document, but I wasn't able to find it
here: http://dms.dot.gov/search/searchFormAdvanced.cfm
While it is evident that Mr. Vincent A. Weldon is qualified to issue
his concerns in his comment on this issue, I fail to see how the
carbon-fiber composite construction of the Boeing 787-8 is
significantly different from that used in many military aircraft.  He
raises some points about Boeing's cost cutting to reduce assembly time
and weight, but those should be easily addressed.  
I don't see this issue as having significant potential to impact B-787
production given the points raised, and Boeing's history of having
influence over government employees in the right positions to further
their agenda.
More information:
    http://www.thefederalregister.com/d.p/2007-06-11-E7-11153
    DEPARTMENT OF TRANSPORTATION
    Federal Aviation Administration
    CFR Citation: 14 CFR Part 25
    Docket ID: [Docket No. NM368 Special Conditions No. 25-07-05-SC]
    
    NOTICE: PROPOSED RULES
    ACTION: Airworthiness standards:
    DOCUMENT ACTION: Notice of proposed special conditions. 
    SUBJECT CATEGORY: Special Conditions: Boeing Model 787-8 Airplane;
    Crashworthiness 
    
    DATES: Comments must be received on or before July 26, 2007. 
    DOCUMENT SUMMARY: This notice proposes special conditions for the
    Boeing Model 7878 airplane. This airplane will have novel or
    unusual design features when compared to the state of technology
    envisioned in the airworthiness standards for transport category
    airplanes. These novel or unusual design features are associated
    with carbon fiber reinforced plastic used in the construction of
    the fuselage. For these design features, the applicable
    airworthiness regulations do not contain adequate or appropriate
    safety standards for impact response characteristics to ensure
    survivable crashworthiness. These proposed special conditions
    contain the additional safety standards that the Administrator
    considers necessary to establish a level of safety equivalent to
    that established by the existing airworthiness standards.
    Additional special conditions will be issued for other novel or
    unusual design features of the Boeing 7878 airplanes. 
    
    SUMMARY: Special conditions—; Boeing Model 787-8 airplane, 
    
    SUPPLEMENTAL INFORMATION
    Comments Invited
    
    The FAA invites interested persons to participate in this
    rulemaking by submitting written comments, data, or views. The
    most helpful comments reference a specific portion of the special
    conditions, explain the reason for any recommended change, and
    include supporting data. We ask that you send us two copies of
    written comments.
    
    We will file in the docket all comments we receive as well as a
    report summarizing each substantive public
    [[Page 32022]]
    contact with FAA personnel concerning these proposed special
    conditions. The docket is available for public inspection before
    and after the comment closing date. If you wish to review the
    docket in person, go to the address in the ADDRESSES section of
    this notice between 7:30 a.m. and 4 p.m., Monday through Friday,
    except Federal holidays.
    
    We will consider all comments we receive on or before the closing
    date for comments. We will consider comments filed late if it is
    possible to do so without incurring expense or delay. We may
    change the proposed special conditions based on comments we
    receive.
    
    If you want the FAA to acknowledge receipt of your comments on
    this proposal, include with your comments a preaddressed, stamped
    postcard on which the docket number appears. We will stamp the
    date on the postcard and mail it back to you.
    
    Background
    On March 28, 2003, Boeing applied for an FAA type certificate for
    its new Boeing Model 7878 passenger airplane. The Model 7878
    airplane will be an allnew, twoengine jet transport airplane with
    a twoaisle cabin. The maximum takeoff weight will be 476,000
    pounds, with a maximum passenger count of 381 passengers.
    
    Type Certification Basis
    Under provisions of 14 CFR 21.17, Boeing must show that Model 7878
    airplanes (hereafter referred to as ``the 787'') meet the
    applicable provisions of 14 CFR part 25, as amended by Amendments
    251 through 25 117, except Sec. Sec. 25.809(a) and 25.812, which
    will remain at Amendment 25115. If the Administrator finds that
    the applicable airworthiness regulations do not contain adequate
    or appropriate safety standards for the 787 airplane because of a
    novel or unusual design feature, special conditions are prescribed
    under provisions of 14 CFR 21.16.
    
    In addition to the applicable airworthiness regulations and
    special conditions, the 787 airplane must comply with the fuel
    vent and exhaust emission requirements of 14 CFR part 34 and the
    noise certification requirements of part 36. In addition, the FAA
    must issue a finding of regulatory adequacy pursuant to section
    611 of Public Law 92574, the ``Noise Control Act of 1972.''
    
    Special conditions, as defined in Sec. 11.19, are issued in
    accordance with Sec. 11.38 and become part of the type
    certification basis in accordance with Sec. 21.17(a)(2).
    
    Special conditions are initially applicable to the model for which
    they are issued. Should the type certificate for that model be
    amended later to include any other model that incorporates the
    same or similar novel or unusual design feature, the special
    conditions would also apply to the other model under the
    provisions of Sec. 21.101. Novel or Unusual Design Features
    
    The 787 airplane will incorporate a number of novel or unusual
    design features. Because of rapid improvements in airplane
    technology, the applicable airworthiness regulations do not
    contain adequate or appropriate safety standards for these design
    features. These proposed special conditions for the 787 contain
    the additional safety standards that the Administrator considers
    necessary to establish a level of safety equivalent to that
    established by the existing airworthiness standards.
    
    The 787 fuselage will be fabricated with carbon fiber reinforced
    plastic (CFRP) semimonocoque construction, consisting of skins
    with cocured longitudinal stringers and mechanically fastened 
    circumferential frames. This is a novel and unusual design feature
    for a large transport category airplane certificated under 14 CFR
    part 25. Structure fabricated from CFRP may behave differently
    than metallic structure because of differences in material
    ductility, stiffness, failure modes, and energy absorption
    characteristics. Therefore, impact response characteristics of the
    787 must be evaluated to ensure that its survivable
    crashworthiness characteristics provide approximately the same
    level of safety as those of a similarly sized airplane fabricated
    from traditionally used metallic materials.
    
    The FAA and industry have been working together for many years to
    understand how transport airplane occupant safety can be improved
    for what are considered survivable accidents. This work has
    involved examining airplane accidents, conducting tests to
    simulate crash conditions, and performing analytical modeling of a
    range of crash conditions, all with the purpose of providing
    further insight into factors that can influence occupant safety.
    Results of this ongoing effort have enabled specific changes to
    regulatory standards and design practices to improve occupant
    safety. This evolution is reflected in changes to the part 25
    Emergency Landing Conditions regulations. For example, airplane
    emergency load factors in Sec. 25.561, General, have been
    increased. Passenger seat dynamic load conditions have been added
    (Sec. 25.562, Emergency Landing Dynamic Conditions).
    
    The seat dynamic conditions were added to the regulations based on
    FAA and industry tests and a review of accidents. These seat
    dynamic conditions reflect the environment for passengers and the
    airframe during a crash event. They are based on data gathered
    from accidents of previously certificated airplanes given
    conditions that were survivable. Tests of previously certificated
    airplanes demonstrated that performance of the airframe was
    acceptable in a survivable crash event. We continually update our
    requirements as such new information becomes available. In the
    context of this evolution of the regulations, there is at present
    no specific dynamic regulatory requirement for airplanelevel
    crashworthiness. However, the FAA reviews the design of each new
    airplane model to determine if it incorporates novel or unusual
    design features that may have a significant influence on the crash
    dynamics of the airframe. The Administrator prescribes special
    conditions for the airplane model if the applicable airworthiness
    regulations do not contain adequate or appropriate safety
    standards because of the novel or unusual design feature. Because
    of the novel design features of the 787, the FAA intends to
    require Boeing to conduct an assessment to ensure that the 787
    will not have dynamic characteristics that differ significantly
    from those found in previously certificated designs.
    
    The nature of this proposed design assessment is largely dependent
    on the similarities and differences between the new type design
    and previously certificated airplanes. Such an assessment ensures
    that the level of safety of the new type design is commensurate
    with that implicitly assumed in the existing regulations, and
    achieved by airplane designs previously certificated. If
    significant trends in industry warrant change to the existing
    regulations, the FAA may use its rulemaking process in
    collaboration with industry to develop an appropriate dynamic
    regulatory requirement for airplane level crashworthiness.
    
    The FAA and industry have collected a significant amount of
    experimental data as well as data from crashes of transport
    category airplanes that demonstrates a high occupant survival rate
    at vertical descent velocities up to 30 ft/sec. The majority of
    this data was collected on narrowbody (single aisle) transport
    category airplanes. Based on this information, the FAA finds it
    appropriate and necessary for an assessment of the 787 to span a
    range of
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    airplane vertical descent velocities up to 30 ft/sec.
    The FAA is proposing this special condition to maintain the level
    of safety envisioned in the existing airworthiness standards under
    foreseeable survivable impact events.
    
    Discussion of Proposed Special Condition
    In order to provide the same level of safety as exists with
    conventional airplane construction, Boeing must demonstrate that
    the 787 has sufficient crashworthiness capabilities under
    foreseeable survivable impact events. To demonstrate this, Boeing
    would have to evaluate the impact response characteristics of the
    787 to ensure that its crashworthiness characteristics are not
    significantly different from those of a similarly sized airplane
    fabricated from traditionally used metals. If the evaluation shows
    that the 787 impact response characteristics are significantly
    different, Boeing would have to make design changes to bring the
    different impact response characteristics in line with those of a
    similarly sized metal construction airplane, or incorporate
    mitigating design features.
    
    Factors in crash survivability are retention of items of mass,
    maintenance of occupant emergency egress paths, maintenance of
    acceptable acceleration and loads experienced by the occupants,
    and maintenance of a survivable volume. In reviewing available
    data from accidents, tests simulating crash conditions, and
    analytical modeling of a range of crash conditions, the FAA has
    concluded that the airplane performance should be evaluated over a
    range of airplane level vertical impact velocities up to 30
    ft/sec.
    
    If the 787 impact characteristics differ significantly from those
    of a previously certificated wide body transport, this would
    result in a need to meet load factors higher than those defined in
    14 CFR 25.561 in order to maintain the same level of safety for
    the occupants, in terms of retention of items of mass. In the
    cases of acceleration and loads experienced by the occupants,
    means would have to be incorporated to reduce load levels
    experienced by those occupants to the injury criteria levels of
    Sec. 25.562, or load levels of a previously certificated
    comparable airplane, in order to maintain the same level of safety
    for the occupants.
    
    Applicability
    As discussed above, these proposed special conditions are
    applicable to the 787 airplane. Should Boeing apply at a later
    date for a change to the type certificate to include another model
    incorporating the same novel or unusual design features, these
    proposed special conditions would apply to that model as well
    under the provisions of Sec. 21.101.
    
    Conclusion
    This action affects only certain novel or unusual design features
    of the 787 airplane. It is not a rule of general applicability.
    List of Subjects in 14 CFR Part 25
    
    Aircraft, Aviation safety, Reporting and recordkeeping
    requirements.
    
    The authority citation for these Special Conditions is as follows:
    Authority: 49 U.S.C. 106(g), 40113, 44701, 44702, 44704. The
    Proposed Special Conditions
    
    Accordingly, the Administrator of the Federal Aviation
    Administration (FAA) proposes the following special conditions as
    part of the type certification basis for the Boeing Model 7878
    airplane. 
    
    The Boeing Model 7878 must provide an equivalent level of occupant
    safety and survivability to that provided by previously
    certificated widebody transports of similar size under foreseeable
    survivable impact events for the following four criteria. In order
    to demonstrate an equivalent level of occupant safety and
    survivability, the applicant must demonstrate that the Model 7878
    meets the following criteria for a range of airplane vertical
    descent velocities up to 30 ft/sec. 
    
    1. Retention of items of mass. The occupants, i.e., passengers,
    flight attendants and flightcrew, must be protected during the
    impact event from release of seats, overhead bins, and other items
    of mass due to the impact loads and resultant structural
    deformation of the supporting airframe and floor structures. The
    applicant must show that loads due to the impact event and
    resultant structural deformation of the supporting airframe and
    floor structure at the interface of the airplane structure to
    seats, overhead bins, and other items of mass are comparable to
    those of previously certificated widebody transports of similar
    size for the range of descent velocities stated above. The
    attachments of these items need not be designed for static
    emergency landing loads in excess of those defined in Sec. 25.561
    if impact response characteristics of the Boeing Model 7878 yield
    load factors at the attach points that are comparable to those for
    a previously certificated widebody transport category airplane.
    
    2. Maintenance of acceptable acceleration and loads experienced by
    the occupants. The applicant must show that the impact response
    characteristics of the 787, specifically the vertical acceleration
    levels experienced at the seat/floor interface and loads
    experienced by the occupants during the impact events, are
    consistent with those found in Sec. 25.562(b) or with levels
    expected for a previously certificated widebody transport category
    airplane for the conditions stated above.
    
    3. Maintenance of a survivable volume. For the conditions stated
    above, the applicant must show that all areas of the airplane
    occupied for takeoff and landing provide a survivable volume
    comparable to that of previously certificated widebody transports
    of similar size during and after the impact event. This means that
    structural deformation will not result in infringement of the
    occupants' normal living space so that passenger survivability
    will not be significantly affected. 
    
    4. Maintenance of occupant emergency egress paths. The evacuation
    of occupants must be comparable to that from a previously
    certificated widebody transport of similar size. To show this, the
    applicant must show that the suitability of the egress paths, as
    determined following the vertical impact events, is comparable to
    the suitability of the egress paths of a comparable, certificated
    widebody transport, as determined following the same vertical
    impact events.
    
    
    Issued in Renton, Washington, on May 31, 2007.
    Ali Bahrami,
    Manager, Transport Airplane Directorate, Aircraft Certification
    Service.
    [FR Doc. E711153 Filed 6807; 8:45 am]
    BILLING CODE 491013P 
    
    FOR FURTHER INFORMATION CONTACT Ian Won, FAA, Airframe/Cabin
    Safety, ANM115, Transport Airplane Directorate, Aircraft
    Certification Service, 1601 Lind Avenue SW., Renton, Washington
    980573356; telephone (425) 2272145; facsimile 
    http://www.louisdb.org/documents/fr/2007/jn/11/fr11jn07-18.html
    http://edocket.access.gpo.gov/2007/pdf/07-2884.pdf
Blueskies
September 20th 07, 12:29 AM
"FredGarvinMaleProstitute" > wrote in message ...
> NEW YORK —  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787 Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to 
> more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States on 
> Tuesday.
>
That does it...I'm canceling my orders!
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 20th 07, 12:46 AM
FredGarvinMaleProstitute > wrote in 
:
> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> FredGarvinMaleProstitute > wrote in 
>> :
>> 
>>> NEW YORK —  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787 
>>> Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to 
>>> more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran 
>>> journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States 
>>> on Tuesday.
>>>
>>>
>>> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
>>>
>> 
>> You just don't like it because it's black you racist scumbag
>> 
>> 
>> 
>> Bertie
> 
> Do the letters FO mean anything to you?
> 
Yes, they mean many things to me, but probably little or nothing to you. 
**** for brains. 
Bertie
FredGarvinMaleProstitute
September 20th 07, 01:17 AM
Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
> FredGarvinMaleProstitute > wrote in 
> :
> 
>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>> FredGarvinMaleProstitute > wrote in 
>>> :
>>>
>>>> NEW YORK —  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787 
>>>> Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to 
>>>> more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran 
>>>> journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States 
>>>> on Tuesday.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
>>>>
>>> You just don't like it because it's black you racist scumbag
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> Bertie
>> Do the letters FO mean anything to you?
>>
> 
> 
> Yes, they mean many things to me, but probably little or nothing to you. 
> 
> 
> **** for brains. 
> 
> Bertie
SFB?
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 20th 07, 01:53 AM
FredGarvinMaleProstitute > wrote in
: 
> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>> FredGarvinMaleProstitute > wrote in 
>> :
>> 
>>> Bertie the Bunyip wrote:
>>>> FredGarvinMaleProstitute > wrote in 
>>>> :
>>>>
>>>>> NEW YORK —  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787 
>>>>> Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to 
>>>>> more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran 
>>>>> journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States 
>>>>> on Tuesday.
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
>>>>>
>>>> You just don't like it because it's black you racist scumbag
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Bertie
>>> Do the letters FO mean anything to you?
>>>
>> 
>> 
>> Yes, they mean many things to me, but probably little or nothing to
>> you. 
>> 
>> 
>> **** for brains. 
>> 
>> Bertie
> 
> SFB?
Aww, haven't got up to full syllables yet, eh fjukktard? 
Bertie
Ron Wanttaja
September 20th 07, 03:34 AM
On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 08:17:52 -0700, Jay Honeck > wrote:
> On Sep 19, 10:09 am, FredGarvinMaleProstitute
> > wrote:
> > NEW YORK -  Boeing Co's (BA) new carbon-composite 787
> > Dreamliner plane may turn out to be unsafe and could lead to
> > more deaths in crashes, according to a report by veteran
> > journalist Dan Rather to be broadcast in the United States
> > on Tuesday.
> >
> > http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297248,00.html
> 
> Oooooo....   This is gonna get ugly.
> 
> I wonder how much Airbus is paying this guy?
I suspect they probably are going to be on Boeing's side...according to
Wikipedia, their new A350WXB already contains MORE composites than the 787.  An
that's *before* the report that they're going to an all-composite fuselage.
http://www.designnews.com/blog/380000238/post/860014486.html
Ron Wanttaja
Ron Wanttaja
September 20th 07, 03:47 AM
On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:03:29 -0700, "RST Engineering" >
wrote:
> Well, since I mentioned Cessna and Lockheed as well as Boeing, and since all 
> the manufacturer does is supply data and the other guys do the 
> certification, which yahoos do you THINK I'm talking about.
> 
> No, nobody in their right senses puts a defective product on the market for 
> several reasons, ethics and lawsuits are two of them.
Two words:  "Ford Pinto".
http://www.calbaptist.edu/dskubik/pinto.htm
 
Ron Wanttaja
Matt Whiting
September 20th 07, 03:50 AM
Ron Wanttaja wrote:
> On Wed, 19 Sep 2007 13:03:29 -0700, "RST Engineering" >
> wrote:
> 
>> Well, since I mentioned Cessna and Lockheed as well as Boeing, and since all 
>> the manufacturer does is supply data and the other guys do the 
>> certification, which yahoos do you THINK I'm talking about.
>>
>> No, nobody in their right senses puts a defective product on the market for 
>> several reasons, ethics and lawsuits are two of them.
> 
> Two words:  "Ford Pinto".
> 
> http://www.calbaptist.edu/dskubik/pinto.htm
>  
> Ron Wanttaja
You actually believe this stuff?  I'm disappointed, Ron.
Matt
Bob Noel
September 20th 07, 04:06 AM
In article >,
 Ron Wanttaja > wrote:
> > No, nobody in their right senses puts a defective product on the market for 
> > several reasons, ethics and lawsuits are two of them.
> 
> Two words:  "Ford Pinto".
> 
> http://www.calbaptist.edu/dskubik/pinto.htm
>  
> Ron Wanttaja
Two words:  Chevy Vega
-- 
Bob Noel
(goodness, please trim replies!!!)
Mxsmanic
September 20th 07, 05:53 PM
 writes:
> Don't worry, I fully expect Boeing to be able to defend their design
> with test data.  If they couldn't, they wouldn't be able to get it
> certified.
Unfortunately, test data do not always accurately predict real life.
Boeing would be slitting its own throat by cooking the books on this one, but
time will tell.  The lure of the almighty dollar can be very strong,
especially over the short term (one fiscal quarter to the next).
Mxsmanic
September 20th 07, 05:59 PM
Larry Dighera writes:
> While it is evident that Mr. Vincent A. Weldon is qualified to issue
> his concerns in his comment on this issue, I fail to see how the
> carbon-fiber composite construction of the Boeing 787-8 is
> significantly different from that used in many military aircraft.
It's not ... but military aircraft and personnel are considered much more
expendable than civilian aircraft and personnel, so the threshold of
acceptable risk is much higher.  Hmm.
> He raises some points about Boeing's cost cutting to reduce assembly time
> and weight, but those should be easily addressed.  
My major concern about the 787 is that so little of it is actually produced by
Boeing, and is actually farmed out to all sorts of foreign contractors of
questionable reliability, either to increase profit margins or for political
reasons.
September 20th 07, 06:45 PM
> My major concern about the 787 is that so little of it is actually produced by
> Boeing, and is actually farmed out to all sorts of foreign contractors of
> questionable reliability, either to increase profit margins or for political
> reasons.
Which is different from the 777 how?  Most of the 777 is made by
external suppliers.
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 20th 07, 08:20 PM
Mxsmanic > wrote in
: 
>  writes:
> 
>> Don't worry, I fully expect Boeing to be able to defend their design
>> with test data.  If they couldn't, they wouldn't be able to get it
>> certified.
> 
> Unfortunately, test data do not always accurately predict real life.
Like you'd know anything about real life. 
> 
> Boeing would be slitting its own throat by cooking the books on this
> one, but time will tell.  The lure of the almighty dollar can be very
> strong, especially over the short term (one fiscal quarter to the
> next). 
> 
You know nothing about it, fjukkwit
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 20th 07, 08:20 PM
Mxsmanic > wrote in
: 
> Larry Dighera writes:
> 
>> While it is evident that Mr. Vincent A. Weldon is qualified to issue
>> his concerns in his comment on this issue, I fail to see how the
>> carbon-fiber composite construction of the Boeing 787-8 is
>> significantly different from that used in many military aircraft.
> 
> It's not ... but military aircraft and personnel are considered much
> more expendable than civilian aircraft and personnel, so the threshold
> of acceptable risk is much higher.  Hmm.
> 
>> He raises some points about Boeing's cost cutting to reduce assembly
>> time and weight, but those should be easily addressed.  
> 
> My major concern about the 787 is that so little of it is actually
> produced by Boeing, and is actually farmed out to all sorts of foreign
> contractors of questionable reliability, either to increase profit
> margins or for political reasons.
> 
You are an idiot 
Bertie
Mxsmanic
September 20th 07, 10:55 PM
 writes:
> Which is different from the 777 how?  Most of the 777 is made by
> external suppliers.
I was under the impression that this was much more extreme in the case of the
787.  Does Boeing build the wing for the 777?
September 20th 07, 11:35 PM
On Sep 20, 11:59 am, Mxsmanic > wrote:
> My major concern about the 787 is that so little of it is actually produced by
> Boeing, and is actually farmed out to all sorts of foreign contractors of
> questionable reliability....
> How could you possibly know this?
F--
September 21st 07, 12:13 AM
On Sep 20, 2:55 pm, Mxsmanic > wrote:
>  writes:
> > Which is different from the 777 how?  Most of the 777 is made by
> > external suppliers.
>
> I was under the impression that this was much more extreme in the case of the
> 787.  Does Boeing build the wing for the 777?
Yes, Boeing makes the wing and the 41 section on the 777, but most of
the fuselage sections and empenage are made by suppliers, as are the
engines, avionics, hydraulics system components, etc. etc.
Boeing designs it, contract suppliers build most of the sub
assemblies, and then Boeing puts all the pieces together to make the
airplane.  The 787 is not much different in this regard except for
doing the wings in Japan this time, mostly because they are composite.
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 21st 07, 01:18 AM
Mxsmanic > wrote in
: 
>  writes:
> 
>> Which is different from the 777 how?  Most of the 777 is made by
>> external suppliers.
> 
> I was under the impression that this was much more extreme in the case
> of the 787.  Does Boeing build the wing for the 777?
> 
Yes, that's why they call it a Boeing Aircraft fjukktard. 
Does Citroen forge the wrist pins for youe 2CV? 
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 21st 07, 01:19 AM
 wrote in
 oups.com: 
> On Sep 20, 11:59 am, Mxsmanic > wrote:
> 
>> My major concern about the 787 is that so little of it is actually
>> produced by Boeing, and is actually farmed out to all sorts of
>> foreign contractors of questionable reliability....
> 
>> How could you possibly know this?
> 
> F--
> 
> 
> 
He couldn't
Bertie
Mxsmanic
September 21st 07, 07:13 PM
 writes:
> The 787 is not much different in this regard except for
> doing the wings in Japan this time, mostly because they are composite.
That's a really huge difference.  The wings are the aircraft.
Does Boeing still do much of anything, other than print the invoice?
Mxsmanic
September 21st 07, 07:14 PM
Bertie the Bunyip writes:
> Yes, that's why they call it a Boeing Aircraft fjukktard. 
So, given that Boeing doesn't build the wing for the 787, what should it be
called?  The Mitsubishi 787?
> Does Citroen forge the wrist pins for youe 2CV? 
The 2CV ended production long ago.  I've been in one, but I've never driven
one, and I have no desire to do so.
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 21st 07, 07:18 PM
Mxsmanic > wrote in 
:
>  writes:
> 
>> The 787 is not much different in this regard except for
>> doing the wings in Japan this time, mostly because they are composite.
> 
> That's a really huge difference.  The wings are the aircraft.
No there isn't, fjukkwit. 
Which explains why you aren't welcome at EADS, eh? 
> 
> Does Boeing still do much of anything, other than print the invoice?
> 
Fjukkwit
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 21st 07, 07:20 PM
Mxsmanic > wrote in
: 
> Bertie the Bunyip writes:
> 
>> Yes, that's why they call it a Boeing Aircraft fjukktard. 
> 
> So, given that Boeing doesn't build the wing for the 787, what should
> it be called?  The Mitsubishi 787?
Doesn't matter, fjukktard. Boeing designed it and Boeing oversee it's 
manufacture. The place of manufacture is unimportant. 
Your dearth of knowledge about manufacturing is simply breathtaking, 
fjukkwit. 
> 
>> Does Citroen forge the wrist pins for youe 2CV? 
> 
> The 2CV ended production long ago.  
So what, that doesn't anser the question, fjukkwit. 
>I've been in one, but I've never
> driven one, and I have no desire to do so.
> 
Because you couldn't. 
Bertie
September 21st 07, 09:42 PM
On Sep 21, 11:13 am, Mxsmanic > wrote:
>  writes:
> > The 787 is not much different in this regard except for
> > doing the wings in Japan this time, mostly because they are composite.
>
> That's a really huge difference.  The wings are the aircraft.
>
> Does Boeing still do much of anything, other than print the invoice?
Which part of "Boeing designs and assembles the airplane" didn't you
understand?  Oh, they test it and paint it too!
Al  G[_1_]
September 21st 07, 11:01 PM
"Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message 
.. .
> Mxsmanic > wrote in
> :
>
**** snipped....
Hey Bertie,  Since you are obviously going to answer each any every Mx post,
You could save a lot of time if you'd establish a code like:
1. He couldn't
2. You are an idiot
3. Doesn't matter, fjukktard
4. No there isn't, fjukkwit.
5. Fjukkwit
6. Like you'd know anything about real life
7. Wuss
    That way you could just say:
3, 6, and 7.
    Cool Huh?
Al  G
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 21st 07, 11:31 PM
"Al  G" > wrote in
: 
> 
> "Bertie the Bunyip" > wrote in message 
> .. .
>> Mxsmanic > wrote in
>> :
>>
> 
> **** snipped....
> 
> 
> Hey Bertie,  Since you are obviously going to answer each any every Mx
> post, You could save a lot of time if you'd establish a code like:
> 
> 1. He couldn't
> 
> 2. You are an idiot
> 
> 3. Doesn't matter, fjukktard
> 
> 4. No there isn't, fjukkwit.
> 
> 5. Fjukkwit
> 
> 6. Like you'd know anything about real life
> 
> 7. Wuss
> 
>     That way you could just say:
> 
> 3, 6, and 7.
> 
> 
>     Cool Huh?
> 
> Al  G
> 
> 
Pay Attention Al, I have done pretty much exactly that. I just haven't 
used the number system so I wouldn't have to explain it to newbies. 
I once had a three week long argument with some **** where all of my 
replies to him were gleaned from my magic eight ball.He never caught on. 
Never underestimate the effectiveness of simple tools. 
> 
Bertie
Mxsmanic
September 22nd 07, 11:54 AM
 writes:
> Which part of "Boeing designs and assembles the airplane" didn't you
> understand?  Oh, they test it and paint it too!
Assembling it is no big deal.
Mxsmanic
September 22nd 07, 11:55 AM
Nomen Nescio writes:
> 3/4 of the Boeing aircraft that are in the air, right now, have parts in them
> that I made.
You must be quite a busy bee.
> As well as 1/2 of all US military aircraft and the space shuttle.
See above.
> My wife is an internationally acknowledged expert on aerospace QA.
My wife is the Empress of Europe.
> As I write this, she's taking a customer through an AS 9110 registration. 
Of course she is.
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 22nd 07, 12:24 PM
Mxsmanic > wrote in 
:
>  writes:
> 
>> Which part of "Boeing designs and assembles the airplane" didn't you
>> understand?  Oh, they test it and paint it too!
> 
> Assembling it is no big deal.
> 
Bwahawhawhahw! 
Yeah, right after they paint it in Photoshop!
Ever assmbled an airplane Anthony? 
Bertie
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 22nd 07, 12:26 PM
Mxsmanic > wrote in
: 
> Nomen Nescio writes:
> 
>> 3/4 of the Boeing aircraft that are in the air, right now, have parts
>> in them that I made.
> 
> You must be quite a busy bee.
Unlike you. 
> 
>> As well as 1/2 of all US military aircraft and the space shuttle.
> 
> See above.
> 
>> My wife is an internationally acknowledged expert on aerospace QA.
> 
> My wife is the Empress of Europe.
Hey, if you can only have one friend and she's gotta be imaginary, why 
not? 
> 
>> As I write this, she's taking a customer through an AS 9110
>> registration. 
> 
> Of course she is.
> 
Bwawahwhahwhh! 
God I love usenet. 
Bertie
Jay Honeck
September 22nd 07, 03:50 PM
> I once had a three week long argument with some **** where all of my
> replies to him were gleaned from my magic eight ball.He never caught on.
You clearly need a hobby.
;-)
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 22nd 07, 04:34 PM
Jay Honeck > wrote in news:1190469016.390828.256580@
19g2000hsx.googlegroups.com:
>> I once had a three week long argument with some **** where all of my
>> replies to him were gleaned from my magic eight ball.He never caught on.
> 
> You clearly need a hobby.
> 
Well, I'm building an airplane, have three bikes and parts of cars all over 
and I just bought another airplane. 
I have been thinking about needlepoint, though. 
Bertie
September 22nd 07, 04:38 PM
On Sep 22, 4:24 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> Mxsmanic > wrote :
>
> >  writes:
>
> >> Which part of "Boeing designs and assembles the airplane" didn't you
> >> understand?  Oh, they test it and paint it too!
>
> > Assembling it is no big deal.
>
> Bwahawhawhahw!
>
> Yeah, right after they paint it in Photoshop!
>
> Ever assmbled an airplane Anthony?
>
> Bertie
Sure he did, and putting the rubber band on was easy!!
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 22nd 07, 04:40 PM
 wrote in
 ups.com: 
> On Sep 22, 4:24 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>> Mxsmanic > wrote
>> : 
>>
>> >  writes:
>>
>> >> Which part of "Boeing designs and assembles the airplane" didn't
>> >> you understand?  Oh, they test it and paint it too!
>>
>> > Assembling it is no big deal.
>>
>> Bwahawhawhahw!
>>
>> Yeah, right after they paint it in Photoshop!
>>
>> Ever assmbled an airplane Anthony?
>>
>> Bertie
> 
> Sure he did, and putting the rubber band on was easy!!
> 
> 
Sorry, can't see him dealing with hardware on that level.
I can't even see him folding a paper airplane and getting it to work. 
I'm serious, BTW! 
Bertie
Mxsmanic
September 22nd 07, 09:06 PM
Nomen Nescio writes:
> One of the easiest ways to spot a compulsive liar is that they tend to think
> everyone else is a compulsive liar, also.
Who said anything about compulsive liars?  Hmm.
Bertie the Bunyip[_19_]
September 22nd 07, 09:15 PM
Mxsmanic > wrote in
: 
> Nomen Nescio writes:
> 
>> One of the easiest ways to spot a compulsive liar is that they tend
>> to think everyone else is a compulsive liar, also.
> 
> Who said anything about compulsive liars?  Hmm.
> 
Q.E.D.
Bertie
September 23rd 07, 04:30 AM
On Sep 22, 8:40 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
>  wrote  roups.com:
>
>
>
>
>
> > On Sep 22, 4:24 am, Bertie the Bunyip > wrote:
> >> Mxsmanic > wrote
> >> :
>
> >> >  writes:
>
> >> >> Which part of "Boeing designs and assembles the airplane" didn't
> >> >> you understand?  Oh, they test it and paint it too!
>
> >> > Assembling it is no big deal.
>
> >> Bwahawhawhahw!
>
> >> Yeah, right after they paint it in Photoshop!
>
> >> Ever assmbled an airplane Anthony?
>
> >> Bertie
>
> > Sure he did, and putting the rubber band on was easy!!
>
> Sorry, can't see him dealing with hardware on that level.
> I can't even see him folding a paper airplane and getting it to work.
>
> I'm serious, BTW!
>
> Bertie- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -
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