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Guys, please cut your nails by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Phil Kyle wrote:
nightbat verbally sodomised in
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nightbat wrote
Tiffany Harvey wrote:
You're making my clit sore!
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pounder by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Mr Pounder" Mr verbally sodomised in
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"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
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"Mr Pounder" Mr...
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Our Place in the Universe by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Herbert Herbert AKA G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
First we will go with common sense.
That will be a first for you saucerheads. Kibo will be impressed.
that the Earth's surface is a stable
platform.and unmoving. That we are in the exact center of our universe.
However this common sense axiom is...
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What do i do with these Homos? by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Ernie Primeau wrote:
I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing
in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real
problem.There was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a
rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early...
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The first Hint of a Human to Be by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
fake Double-Anus wrote:
G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
I want to go back mush further than :Lucy" I want to go back much
further than the missing link. I want to go back to 130 million
years¸ago,and ask What this animal was,and looked like that mankind
evolved from.?? Can any bone DNA...
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You (Double-A) broke it, so you fix it. by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
wrote:
"Double-A" wrote in message
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wrote:
As can be seen Double-A is one of the alt.kook regulars,
and is responsible for dragging several of these
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ATTN STEVE AND MIMUS by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Steve Leyland wrote:
Hi. This is the meow-send program at usenet. I'm afraid I wasn't able to
deliver any clue to the following address:
"YODA"
This is a permanent error; I've given up. Sorry it didn't work out.
: On Sat, 25 Nov 2006 09:33:11 +0000, Steve...
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20/20 puns by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Bruce Atchison - author wrote:
Hello pun people;
Nemo stated the following statement, and they were all his own words too:
In the vitreous humour that I'm in now, I can't look at that with sufficient
detachment to find it funny and quite frankly, I wish it would just floater
way!
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20/20 puns by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Bruce Atchison - author wrote:
Hi folks and greetings to all the short people on the list too.
Could anybody see their way clear to give us some insight on 20/20 puns? If
I get too much insight, somebody will send me outsight. If I keep going,
I'll be out of site. I hope nobody will...
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You're ALL fu*king liars! by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Mitch Crane wrote:
Neil Q Pilarski nospam@ever wrote in
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Some time ago I asked this group if it was legal to masturbate whilst
travelling on a bus - I received a resounding "YES" to my question.
I NOW know that I was LIED to!
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Haiku Knockout Competition by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
ah poo wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah chu wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah lexa wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah long wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
ah thole wrote:
Michael Baldwin, Bruce wrote:
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Steve Firth's Photo by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Phil Kyle wrote:
Tunku verbally sodomised in
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Amy Wheeler wrote in news:fijma.2lq.17.1
@news.alt.net:
He's NOT good looking, but whoever guessed he...
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Life of Brian by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
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Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
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Phil Kyle wrote:
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Neil Barker Retract Your Lie by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
ah lexa wrote:
DVH wrote:
"Phil Kyle" wrote in message
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In pathalogical liar Neil Barker
accused a new and innocent poster, Lyrics Lover, of being a "sock"....
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Cross Eyed by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
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Phil Kyle wrote:
ah verbally sodomised in
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Top 10 reasons for ~~~ " A Failure to Concentrate " by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Phil Kyle wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in
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Raving wrote:
A: The person to who one is intently listening is a crashing bore.
B: The person doing the listening is too clever for...
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Dickless digest, volume 2454049 by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Bruce AKA the alleged jmalloy wrote:
wrote:
What does your question have to do with OS/2, Malloy?
Tholen is obviously bereft any new thoughts.
That goes without saying, Bruce. But I'm glad you said it anyway.
Tholen doesn't think.
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Malloy digest, volume 2454049 by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Completely anal retentive kookdancing queen, Dickless Davie
the "irrelevaant" Ignoranus whined and tholed like
the antagonistic arsehole that he is:
"Totally unorganized", "total flake", "totally off the wall"
Joseph Malloy writes:
tholed:
What...
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