Bruce AKA the alleged jmalloy wrote: tholed wastefully 662 lines of claptrap. Go, Tholen! Go? Dickless wouldn't go even if you put 40,000 volts through him, Bruce!

Tim Bruening wrote: In praise of Moopish civilization There was once a civilization that was the greatest in the world. It was able to create a continental super-state that stretched from ocean to ocean, and from northern climes to tropics and deserts. Within its dominion lived...

Bartlo of the Hill People wrote: Bartlo's dream had always been to do a tranny goat. http://www.transgenics.com/pressreleases/pr042799.html Double-0-Anus is really into tranny goats. If you know what I mean.

Herbert Herbert AKA G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote: Double-A Those dolls got that dirty talk from my Britney sex doll. However Britney had more class and only made sexy sounds(no 4 letter words) Sex sounds are nice at the exact right spacetime. Oh ya Bert You have no idea what sex sounds like...

pluto wrote: "clarinet.fan" wrote in message ... How many clarinettists does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds just the right...

nightsoil wrote: nightbat wrote Commander Double-Anus wrote: When a little girl had unwrapped her new doll on Christmas morning, she was shocked to hear the "F" word coming out of her little talking dolly's mouth! Her father has taken the doll back to K-Mart to complain,...

Mr_K wrote: I was upgraded to an 8MB connection from Demon Internet.... THEY did it, I DID NOT ASK for it.. but it was all being done with no extra charge, so it all sounded great. For the last couple of years, I have been on a 2MB connection, and using the Internet for all my...

wrote: Lord Stevens reported what has long been suspected; Princess Diana was hounded to her death in France by the scum of the earth who take photographs for the tabloid press. Neil Barker is often France. Make of that what you will. I know exactly what it...

Tim Bruening wrote: The 3 wise men? The 12 disciples? A few good men. The dirty bunch. The magnificent seven. The good, the bad and the ugly. The A team. The dream team.

wrote: Paxman: Lord Carrington and Francis Pym were Foreign Secretaries under which Prime Minister? Student: Pitt the Elder? Pitt the Younger? Pitt the Embryo?

Tim Bruening wrote: Last Saturday, I won a gold medal in the Northern California Special Olympics Soccer Tournament! My team won 3-2 and 2-0. Since there are no Olympics on, it must have been a very special olympic tournament.

ah thole wrote: nemo wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... nemo wrote: "ah" wrote in message ... Tim Bruening...

nightbat wrote: nightsoil wrote Where will the future man and women of space exploration come from and the Science Teams to support them? See: http://www.space.com/searchforlife/061207_seti_thursday.html Well thanks to the inspirational net profound Earth Science...

Peewee AKA Peter J Ross wrote: On Fri, 17 Nov 2006 16:00:05 -0600, Tim Skirvin wrote in news.groups: Peter J Ross writes: Actually, I'd like clarification this too, Peter - are you looking for wide-scale collaboration,...

nightbat wrote: nightsoil wrote Congratulations and good news are in order for all profound Earth Science Team Officers who warned or predicted recent Japan Tsunami to help save lives. Thankfully not one Japan casualty was reported so congratulations Officers well done...

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Tim Bruening wrote: Phil Kyle wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" verbally sodomised in : Phil Kyle wrote: ah verbally sodomised in ...

fake Double-Anus wrote: Today the police went into our county library and arrested a man simply for what he was looking at on the Internet. Was this so important you had to tell us 3 times? Interesting. What's so interesting about kiddie porn?

nightbat wrote: nightsoil wrote Science Officer alert, Warning, Warning, Warning, Tsunami Warning, major Tsunami now heading for Japan estimated time to hit is within 30 minutes! Again take Warning, major Tsunami now heading for the Island of Japan please listen up! All...

Mitch Crane wrote: "Cecil B" wrote in : I might also try Thunderbird, though I do like my OE. It's what we're used to that suits best at my age, you know. I suggest changing your age, then. Don't worry, he's...