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Uranus Was Never Hit by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Herbert Herbert AKA G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote: Unlike other planets Uranus is tipped over almost at right angles to the plane in which it obits. The reason has to be astronomers favorite answer "It was hit" Like how did the Earth end up with a Moon "It was hit" I call this astronomers...
January 1st 07 03:35 AM
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pounder by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Mr Pounder wrote: "alan" wrote in message ... Is he dead? Not yet, I have just been very short of time Atb seems to be dead though. However I now have the time to spar wits & words. Mr Pounder
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December 31st 06 10:49 AM
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Pnuematic air line fittings? by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Phil Kyle wrote: Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in : I half remember asking this before, but I have still not managed to resolve it. I am trying to match an air line fitting commonly used on...
December 31st 06 10:41 AM
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Jackass, Hypocrite and Coward Count For December 14 Through 29, 2006 by Hypocrisy Alert
Below is a list and count of known Jackasses, Hypocrites and Cowards posting crap and drivel to these newsgroups or selectively participating in discussions with the intent of putting more crap in his mouth on those days: 1. Joseph Bartlo Total Jackass Count: 1 Total Hypocrite Count: 1
December 30th 06 11:05 PM
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Beware the Foul Mouthed K-Mart Dolls! by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Herbert Herbert AKA G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote: Double-A Those dolls got that dirty talk from my Britney sex doll. However Britney had more class and only made sexy sounds(no 4 letter words) Sex sounds are nice at the exact right spacetime. Oh ya Bert You have no idea what sex sounds like...
December 30th 06 11:36 AM
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The Twelve Pests of Pocono by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Caprimulgus Ignavus wrote: "Gaius Barticus Pestilentius" wrote On the second day of Pestmas, my mommy gave to me, Two lies and crap, And a cat peeing in the kiddie pool!!2!! On the third day of Pestmas, my mommy gave to me
December 29th 06 01:48 AM
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Darla-Pop and fake aliens by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Saul Levy wrote: Alas, it's all too true, Bruce! Darla, where are yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu? Saul Levy I wonder if she ever spoke to MoHAMmad? I'm sure Wormhole will chime in and tell us how he heard things that nobody could hear too. On 26 Dec 2006 04:41:12 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
December 29th 06 01:42 AM
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Jojo's favorite online food store by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Jojo's Wurst Nightmare wrote: http://www.coachfarmalpines.com/ A0L! Jojo's favorite food, and he also uses it for hair gel: http://profiles.yahoo.com/j_bartlo Under "Sex" it should state "Only with goats".
December 28th 06 09:24 PM
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Guys, please cut your nails by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
ah thole wrote: Double-A wrote: ah wrote: Double-A wrote: ah wrote: Double-A wrote: Double-A wrote: honestjohn wrote: "ah" wrote in message ...
December 28th 06 09:18 PM
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Pset Psot Lits Qualifier by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Chadwick Stone© wrote: Once upon a time there was a goat-humping punk ass named Blorto who ran around challenging everyone to come fight him at some ratty-assed gym on Front Street. Eventually, Cujo called Blarglo's bluff and Fartlo spent the rest of "his" miserable, posting pset litses...
December 28th 06 12:57 PM
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2007: Astronomers Look Ahead... ` by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Earth to revolve around Sun one more time.
December 28th 06 12:54 PM
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Beware the Foul Mouthed K-Mart Dolls! by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
nightsoil wrote: nightbat wrote Commander Double-Anus wrote: When a little girl had unwrapped her new doll on Christmas morning, she was shocked to hear the "F" word coming out of her little talking dolly's mouth! Her father has taken the doll back to K-Mart to complain,...
December 28th 06 03:45 AM
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Okay, who put coal in my stocking? by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
The Bartlo Blade wrote: Joseph Bartlo sez: I know one of you BAWK BAWK pests is responsible. Wasn't me. I would have lighted it before leaving. -tb-B I like to know why Foamy put that potato into the back of his Y-fronts.
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December 27th 06 11:31 PM
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Blackbird Outbound (Canvas Master) by paladinshop
Canvas Master edition of Raymond Paul Moats BLACKBIRD OUTBOUND is up for auction on Ebay Item#: 150074831595 Free Shipping & Insurance in USA only Thanks
December 27th 06 06:24 PM
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Joseph Bartlo, you are hereby commanded by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
The Bartlo Blade wrote: The Jihadist sez: ...to start on your 200,000 death pennance by taking a flying leap into this pond: http://www.worldofnecromancer.org/pics/page15/html/100_4113.htm You are also vile and infidel scum who couldn't make an accurate lits to ...
December 27th 06 01:35 PM
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Pest posts, Special Christmas Edition by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
I refuse to reply to this obvious troll. Joseph Bartlo wrote: I did not write this check the headers. "Joseph Bartlo" wrote in message ... I did not BAWK this. "Joseph Bartlo" ...
December 27th 06 05:24 AM
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Back in the USSR by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Cecil B wrote: Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife. "No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain," he said. Well, as these...
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December 26th 06 05:06 AM
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Music Puns by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
nemo wrote: "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message ... Hugh Brodie wrote: wrote in message ... Tim...
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December 26th 06 05:03 AM
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Pest posts, Special Christmas Edition by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Foamy Fartlo AKA Joseph Bartlo wrote: Below is a list of the cowardly pests posting lies about me, or participating in discussions intended to prolong this crap he Buckwheat Moby Dick George Carlin Kris Kringle's Dangling Dingle Lawrence Welk
December 22nd 06 06:19 PM
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Foamy's Home Away From Home by Michael Baldwin, Bruce
http://www.banksevents.com.au/goat.html
December 22nd 06 11:14 AM
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