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Uranus Was Never Hit by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Herbert Herbert AKA G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Unlike other planets Uranus is tipped over almost at right angles to the
plane in which it obits. The reason has to be astronomers favorite
answer "It was hit" Like how did the Earth end up with a Moon "It was
hit" I call this astronomers...
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pounder by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Mr Pounder wrote:
"alan" wrote in message
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Is he dead?
Not yet, I have just been very short of time
Atb seems to be dead though.
However I now have the time to spar wits & words.
Mr Pounder
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Pnuematic air line fittings? by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Phil Kyle wrote:
Harry Bloomfield verbally sodomised in
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I half remember asking this before, but I have still not managed to
resolve it.
I am trying to match an air line fitting commonly used on...
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Jackass, Hypocrite and Coward Count For December 14 Through 29, 2006 by
Hypocrisy Alert
Below is a list and count of known Jackasses, Hypocrites and Cowards
posting crap and drivel to these newsgroups or selectively participating
in discussions with the intent of putting more crap in his mouth on
those
days:
1. Joseph Bartlo
Total Jackass Count: 1
Total Hypocrite Count: 1
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Beware the Foul Mouthed K-Mart Dolls! by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Herbert Herbert AKA G=EMC^2 Glazier wrote:
Double-A Those dolls got that dirty talk from my Britney sex doll.
However Britney had more class and only made sexy sounds(no 4 letter
words) Sex sounds are nice at the exact right spacetime. Oh ya Bert
You have no idea what sex sounds like...
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The Twelve Pests of Pocono by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Caprimulgus Ignavus wrote:
"Gaius Barticus Pestilentius" wrote
On the second day of Pestmas, my mommy gave to me,
Two lies and crap,
And a cat peeing in the kiddie pool!!2!!
On the third day of Pestmas, my mommy gave to me
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Darla-Pop and fake aliens by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Saul Levy wrote:
Alas, it's all too true, Bruce! Darla, where are
yoooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu?
Saul Levy
I wonder if she ever spoke to MoHAMmad? I'm sure Wormhole will chime in
and tell us how he heard things that nobody could hear too.
On 26 Dec 2006 04:41:12 -0800, "Michael Baldwin, Bruce"
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Jojo's favorite online food store by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Jojo's Wurst Nightmare wrote:
http://www.coachfarmalpines.com/
A0L!
Jojo's favorite food, and he also uses it for hair gel:
http://profiles.yahoo.com/j_bartlo
Under "Sex" it should state "Only with goats".
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Guys, please cut your nails by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
ah thole wrote:
Double-A wrote:
ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
ah wrote:
Double-A wrote:
Double-A wrote:
honestjohn wrote:
"ah" wrote in message
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Pset Psot Lits Qualifier by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Chadwick Stone© wrote:
Once upon a time there was a goat-humping punk ass named Blorto who ran
around challenging everyone to come fight him at some ratty-assed gym on
Front Street. Eventually, Cujo called Blarglo's bluff and Fartlo spent
the rest of "his" miserable, posting pset litses...
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Beware the Foul Mouthed K-Mart Dolls! by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
nightsoil wrote:
nightbat wrote
Commander Double-Anus wrote:
When a little girl had unwrapped her new doll on Christmas morning, she
was shocked to hear the "F" word coming out of her little talking
dolly's mouth!
Her father has taken the doll back to K-Mart to complain,...
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Okay, who put coal in my stocking? by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
The Bartlo Blade wrote:
Joseph Bartlo sez:
I know one of you BAWK BAWK pests is responsible.
Wasn't me. I would have lighted it before leaving.
-tb-B
I like to know why Foamy put that potato into the back of his Y-fronts.
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Blackbird Outbound (Canvas Master) by
paladinshop
Canvas Master edition of Raymond Paul Moats BLACKBIRD OUTBOUND is up
for auction on Ebay Item#:
150074831595
Free Shipping & Insurance in USA only
Thanks
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Joseph Bartlo, you are hereby commanded by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
The Bartlo Blade wrote:
The Jihadist sez:
...to start on your 200,000 death pennance by taking a flying leap into
this pond:
http://www.worldofnecromancer.org/pics/page15/html/100_4113.htm
You are also vile and infidel scum who couldn't make an accurate lits to
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Pest posts, Special Christmas Edition by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
I refuse to reply to this obvious troll.
Joseph Bartlo wrote:
I did not write this check the headers.
"Joseph Bartlo" wrote in message
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I did not BAWK this.
"Joseph Bartlo" ...
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Back in the USSR by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Cecil B wrote:
Once upon a time, a Russian couple was walking down the street in St.
Petersburg when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he
said to his wife.
"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just
rain," he said. Well, as these...
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Music Puns by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
nemo wrote:
"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" wrote in message
...
Hugh Brodie wrote:
wrote in message
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Tim...
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Pest posts, Special Christmas Edition by
Michael Baldwin, Bruce
Foamy Fartlo AKA Joseph Bartlo wrote:
Below is a list of the cowardly pests posting lies about me, or
participating in discussions intended to prolong this
crap he
Buckwheat
Moby Dick
George Carlin
Kris Kringle's Dangling Dingle
Lawrence Welk
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