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Old September 20th 19, 07:53 AM posted to rec.aviation.soaring
Bob Youngblood
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Default Act now before your wings are defaced

On Friday, September 20, 2019 at 1:39:36 AM UTC-4, wrote:
Each native born CANADIAN is allowed to chain migrate up to ten people without legal challenges and a beaver pelt each. I like your sense of humor and I see you are capable of unnecessary apology, 2 attributes required of every citizen in our 1867 Constitution.

You will receive your nomination papers by RCMP hand delivery and a temporary free medical coverage card will be provided. If you’re a senior, and I sense by your confusion with computter teknowlegee you are now chargeable for $1.89 per prescription of up to 90 pills at Costco of anything you need to get through the day. Don’t get too excited, only a handful of cannabis based remedies are on the list, only 11 months of legal sales of grass mean just a few tested variants are yet covered by your free health card. Your annual copay is $100.

Yes, free medical is provided while you are back in the States on travel visiting the herd. As a Canadian you get free health coverage in the British commonwealth, so whether you are in England, Ireland Scotland Wales etc. just walk in to any socialist doctor for free care. Until Brexit, then it all ends.

You May consider bringing Uneek the Girl Cow with you, she gets the free meds and doctors too. Canada is pet friendly so your dogs and hamsters can come, but they are on their own at the vet.

Once you’re settled follow the signs to my igloo. It’s the blue one.

Your assessment above that a bird in the Trump era is worth 2 from the Bush eras combined is a more accurate assessment of Trump policies for business growth. He has put 1 chicken in every pot but each one is twice the size of the one you got each 4 years from Bush 1 and 2. Sharpies can genetically alter genes of chickens if used under a scanning electron microscope. Twice the bird, sure, but today it’s all feathers in a combover (preenover??) . Plucked, the meat is thin and grisly from walking from Mexico.

So, thanks for playing our game. You won. I hope moving south to Ontario changes your life. It gets a 5 star rating on Twitter. Some troll named “Potus” scored us a zero, but the others all gave us 5.

Well leave a light on.

Bob

PS: you’ll need to work on your apology a wee (little) bit. Once you learn your Canadian eh-B-C’s you’ll find it rolls off the tongue... Sorry...EH! is the proper phrase. There is time. Your life expectancy goes up 5 years by crossing the border, you’ll have lots of time to blend in. Uneek will appreciate the grasslands of Alberta being a girl cow. Many immigrants bring human wives, but as I said, Canada is pet friendly. If she was bred as either a companion cow or a seeing eye bovine she can lie under your table in restaurants. With a marriage certificate, your cow shares on your free health card. Only a hoof print is needed on receipt of vet care. Or just tap the credit card machine. Declare your Sharpies at customs. They will be donated to our military. Each Sharpie can draw one full scale Avro Arrow in full battle trim. When Boeing paid us to chop up all the Arrows in February ‘59, it could not foresee the Sharpie would bring them all back. Sharp-off, Eh! Was formulated to not work on aluminum so our fighter fleet is safe.

Like I said, it’s your fibreglass wings which are at risk..

See what I did there? A circular reference to end this thread.

Say it with me now...Sorry, eh?


Hi Bob, Bob here, I guess the time has come to say see ya later, eh. It certainly has been fun, and I have had many laughs along this narrow path. Looks like you raised your son correctly and with the understanding of how things should be, fair and balanced, eh.
Don't let Justin off the hook, you guys and girls deserve much better. Holding a press conference and crying like a pussy should not get that little weasel off the hook.
Your sense of humor is very interesting, at times I laughed so hard that I almost ripped the stitches from a recent surgery. Never the less many of us came back to the watering hole for more, and our thirst was satisfied for a few hours.
So, if you get down this way, and I am sure you will, just stop in and say hello, it would be our pleasure. As you know the winter months are approaching and your population drops drastically, all you gents come to Florida, looking for all those early bird specials and usually leave no tip and pilfer the salt and pepper shakers from the tables.
If you ever by chance make it to the Mayo Clinic for some unwanted reason look on the map there at the lobby and you will see many marks made depicting where people are from to receive treatment. Canada is only second to the good ole USA, guess you guys and gals like quality healthcare also.
So long Amigo, it's been a fun ride, gotta go get ready to listen to Rush, it's open line Friday and I am sure Justin will be at the center of some great conversation.
Gotta go, must get the Pawnee ready to tow. Bob