"Duke of URL" macbenahATkdsiDOTnet wrote in message
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Clark stillnospam@me radiated into the WorldWideWait:
Peter Skelton wrote in
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On Tue, 20 Jan 2004 17:46:44 GMT, "Kevin Brooks"
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"Bill Kambic" wrote in message
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"Kevin Brooks" wrote in message

No, because that would deny the legal beagles another source of
perpetual income

Balderdash.

See what I mean? A simple tongue-in-cheek remark and the
ambulance chasing lobby is out in arms...

With all respect sir, his snipped crack that they'd simply find
something else to do was reasonably witty and got a DOH out of
me.

It sounds good, but in practice, the average lawyer isn't
intelligent enough to "find something else." YMMV

There are ekshully many job openings available for them. Used car
salesman, Cable Service telemarketer, Roofing/Siding/Window saleman...

Hey, don't forget "blacktop sealing gypsy"! You know, the scam artists who
travel around the country taking advantage of little old ladies (and some
younger folks who ought to know better) by overcharging them to apply a thin
coat of sealer to their driveways? Sounds like a job well suited to the
ethically-challenged...

Brooks