"Tamas Feher" wrote in message
...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3730364.stm
http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/....ap/index.html

His security team required him to wear a bullet-resistant vest.

Of course. The thing is a box between his shoulders on the back, nothing
like a falk jacket. Look at the photos at CNN and BBC. Witnesses saw
there was something in his ear.

This reminded me ...;
The nuLabor party was notorious for ensuring that
all oldLabour (and nuLabor) personnel remained
strictly 'on message' and insisted that all adherents
carry 'bleepers' * at all times. ...
Seems a group of people were gathered together,
the group included a labour MP .., the other guys
were puzzled when the MP pulled out his vibrating
'bleeper' and stared at the display .. he then went
crimson and expired! His bleeper fell to the floor.
One of the guys enquired; what could the message be
that had such a catastrophic effect? Tentatively the
group looked at the bleeper ... and read;-

BREATHE IN

BREATHE OUT!

*Bleepers are going the way of the Dodo ...

--

Brian