"Dave Stadt" wrote in message
news
One government nit wit gave out a WEB address on a news program for those
without power to log onto to get status of the problem. Announcer made a
comment about the guy being out of touch with reality and dumped the phone
line.

Like the Dilbert cartoon:

Dilbert to network guy: "Hey, my network connection is dead".
Network guy: "Send me an e-mail about it. I can't do anything unless you
send me a repair request."
Dilbert: "But my network connection is dead."
Network guy: "So fill out the online request form".