Tina Marie wrote:

Yet another reason airplanes are better then women:

When you own, you can look at your plane naked anytime as you want.

If you've been married long enough, this is true of women - you just don't want
to very often. (ducking & running).

George Patterson
A woman's perfect breakfast occurs when she's sitting at the table sipping
gourmet coffee while looking at pictures of her son on the cover of Sports
Illustrated, her daughter on the cover of Business Week, her boyfriend on
the cover of Playgirl, and her husband on the back of the milk carton.