Right now I'm this "........." close to buying a 1992 F33A and adding a
Tornado Alley Whirlwind to it. The cost will be about $255K, barely enough
to touch a Lanc or Cirrus.

And probably one of the best aircraft decisions you'll ever make.
You're REALLY going to enjoy that one. Boy, I'm envious (as will
everyone on the ramp be).