My father had a full stomach when his appendix ruptured, so they had to do
the op under spinal anesthesia. He was lying there under the drapes
enjoying the operation when the surgeon suddenly said to his resident, "Now
look what you've done." Can you say tachycardia?

--
Bob (Chief Pilot, White Knuckle Airways)

I don't have to like Bush and Cheney (Or Kerry, for that matter) to love
America

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Jay Honeck wrote:
The junior A&P in the shop that is doing my annual (whom I've known for
years) was poking around in the under-wing inspection cavities on the
starboard fuselage/wing root joint, when he let out a low whistle.

This must be the A&P equivalent of the pilot saying "we're not going
to make it".

Or your surgeon saying "Uh, Oh!!"