"Jay Honeck" wrote in message news:4SdVa.1170$YN5.1372@sccrnsc01...

Barnyard Bob was drinking Killian's Irish Red Lager.

Ah, well, no wonder all survived. Next time, you simply must
obtain a quantity of Muzzleloader from El Pollo Loco aka Chuck
the Cluck aka Chuck Slu@#!%&!*(!^

Still, we never got him in the pool....

If being "scantily clad" was a prerequisite, perhaps this is
a Good Thing *ducking*

If not, I would have thought this was a problem you could
solve with sufficient application of mass and momentum, a
good pair of sneakers, and some "oil" for the "troubled
waters" which would doubtless ensue.

Sydney (whose motto is, if you don't like how I look, look
somewhere else)