john smith wrote:

That doesn't bother me. It's when they say "I REALLY have to go to the
bathroom!!!", and the piddle-packs won't solve the problem.

Had that happen once at 10,500' smack dab in the middle of the Bristol class-D
(or, at least, the airspace over it). I'm looking down at the Tri-cities runways
when that line comes out of my stepson.

He had to change shorts at Rogersville.

I guess I could've declared an emergency due to hydraulic system failure.

George Patterson
A woman's perfect breakfast occurs when she's sitting at the table sipping
gourmet coffee while looking at pictures of her son on the cover of Sports
Illustrated, her daughter on the cover of Business Week, her boyfriend on
the cover of Playgirl, and her husband on the back of the milk carton.