Whachyous talkin' 'bout? Us New Yoakers talks perfectly good english!
Besides, our english comes from the Dutch!
Robert Moore wrote in
. 7:
"Peter Duniho" wrote
Of course, that story was obviously translated from whatever the
folks living in the Appalachian "hollers" speak. I don't know what it
is, but it isn't English. 
Yes Pete, I see the smiley, but I still take it as a personal
insult having been born up Shelby Hollow in Shelbiana, Pike Co.,
Kentucky where the almost pure English descendants spoke some-
thing a lot more akin to the English spoken in the British Islands
than do many New Yorkers. :-)
Bob Moore