Better yet, when they hand you a copy of Lighthouse or what ever they call
it, offer them a copy of the Adam and Eve sex toy catalog.
--
Jim Burns III

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"Brian Burger" wrote in message
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On Fri, 21 Nov 2003, Wdtabor wrote:


Anyone ever run into this before? What did you do?
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Well, when the Mormons or Jehovah Witnesses come to my door, I find it
works
well to ask them to come back at a time when my wife and my Mistress can
both
be present to hear them.

That's nasty. I like it.

Next time either mob arrives at my door, I'm going to ask for the address
of their nearest meeting place, and the time of the next weekend service.
I'm sure they'll smell a convert...

Then I'll tell them that I'll arrive about 30 minutes after the service
starts with an armful of National Geographic & New Scientist, hammer on
the door until someone answers, and harangue them about evolution and the
scientific method.

Hey, if they can bang on my door, what goes around comes around...

Brian.