.... Get rid of the grease and you have a chance.

Not on your life. In the south, "needs a little more bacon grease" is a
common cullinary term..e.g.:

"Hey honey, the grean beans taste pretty good....need a little more bacon
grease though"
"The gravy is a little dry, should have used a little more bacon grease."
"Love these biscuits, needs a little more bacon grease"

And the all time classic:

"Man this sweet tea is rich!"..."Darling, thats the bacon grease mason jar
your drinking, here's yours"


Ya'll take care now....hear.