In article , Jim Weir wrote:
Ah, I love the smell of dichlorodifluortoluene in the morning.

A mosquito was heard to complain,
A chemist had poisoned his brain,
The cause of his sorrow,
Was 4-4-dichloro,
Diphenoltrichloroethane.

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