Allan Meuli wrote:

How about "Where is the oldest airport, located at its original site, west
of the Mississippi?"

Not a good idea. Based on the last time this one surfaced, there seem to be at
least five opinions as to what is the correct answer.

George Patterson
Some people think they hear a call to the priesthood when what they really
hear is a tiny voice whispering "It's indoor work with no heavy lifting".