An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure...

A schizophrenic patient filed a bizarre complaint against me... Being that
she is a Medicaid person, born and raised on the taxpayers backs the state,
of course, took her complaint with all seriousness... The investigator from
the state licensing board used the same line, that she just wanted to get my
side of it to close the file...

When she arrived to take my 'statement' I had an attorney from one of the
bigger law firms in the country present - to the obvious dismay of Ms.
Investigator - a lady lawyer, who was dressed to the nines, leather
briefcase, Gucci boots, expensive watch, expensive perfume, perfectly
modulated voice, and fangs tipped with titanium caps... She made it clear
as a bell to Ms. Investigator that anything other than a 'closed file' would
be met with scorched earth... Best two grand I ever spent...

Denny

"BTIZ" wrote in Few days later FSDO Inspector
calls, tells Capt that "we need to make
this as painless as possible, its my job to follow up, etc, etc, could
you give me a written statement"

what to do?