I have a wonderful device called "Super Siphon". Stick the end in the
tank, juggle it, and fuel starts flowing out.

But I don't know HOW to juggle! I've tried, and I just can't do it! This
"Super Siphon" thing sounds amazing, but why do you have to juggle to make
it work? Does it matter how many other objects you are juggling at the same
time?