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This may very well be the best thought out item we have read since
9/11/01.

Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan ... what we
need
now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.

I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan.

1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in their
affairs,
past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo, Noriega, Milosovich and
the
rest of those good ol' boys: We will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with
Germany,
South Korea and the Philippines. They don't want us there. We would
station
troops at our borders. No one sneaking through holes in the fence.

3. All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together and
leave.
We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be
gathered
up and deported immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France
would
welcome them.

4. All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days
unless
given a special permit. No one from a terrorist nation would be allowed
in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't hide here. Asylum
would
never be available to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they
don't
attend classes, they get a "D" (for "deport") and it's back home baby.

6. The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.
This
will include developing non-polluting sources of energy but will require a
temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have
to
cope for a while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for
their
oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else. They can go somewhere
else
to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the
storage
sites would be enough.)

8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will
not
"interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides, most of what we give them is stolen or given
to
the Army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some place. We don't
need the
spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a
good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.

10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way no one can
call
us "Ugly Americans" any longer. The language we speak is ENGLISH....learn
it...or LEAVE...

Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.

The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor, your tired,
your
huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, "You want a
piece
of me?"

If you agree with the above forward it to friends.