"EDR" wrote in message ...
In article , Nomen Nescio
] wrote:

I dread the day they catch a terrorist with a couple pounds of C-4
concealed....uh.....rectally.

Hey, the CIA made listening devices to look like tiger turds and seeded
the trails of Southeast Asia with them... it's possible.

You don't even have to go as far as the CIA. The personnel detection device
camouflaged as a pile of crap is standard US Army issue. I remember reading
about it in the Preventive Maintenance comic books.