nick wrote:

"LIBassbug" wrote in message


Box cutters could easily be concealed in shoes, up the rectum or vagina

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It's like Mort came from a completely different planet, isn't it?

On our planet rectums and vaginas have small openings.


Not after Mort's stuffed them full of razor blades...



That reminds me of a show I saw in Thailand. I'm still spooked after
being hit by an airborne banana at the same venue.