nick wrote:

"LIBassbug" wrote in message


Box cutters could easily be concealed in shoes, up the rectum or vagina

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It's like Mort came from a completely different planet, isn't it?


When he hunted naked, he had to keep his knife somewhere.

What about the sheath clipped onto his bow tie?


That's where he keeps his little chopper.


Reminds me of another Mort quote:

Quote from Mort on t.p.g.

What test do you have to pass before you buy a car, have sex, get
married, light a gasappliance or any of the thousands of other
activitiesthat can have dire results? NONE.