On Fri, 02 Jan 2004 09:29:27 GMT, Eddy_Down
wrote:

On our planet rectums and vaginas have small openings.


Not after Mort's stuffed them full of razor blades...



That reminds me of a show I saw in Thailand. I'm still spooked after
being hit by an airborne banana at the same venue.

Felching can be dangerous, eh Jude Girl?