LIBassbug wrote:

Gregory Procter wrote:


LIBassbug wrote:

Box cutters could easily be concealed in shoes, up the rectum or vagina ,


It's like Mort came from a completely different planet, isn't it?

On our planet rectums and vaginas have small openings.


You have (5) very small fingers?

Is that a proposition?


No, it's a repeat of your pronouncement.

Is that when you told me you self fist?


No, when you told me you have a five finger arsehole.

Why do you care so much about how many fingers I can fit in my asshole?


You keep bringing the subject up - I'm waiting for some punch line.

There's always a line at my punch bowl. (my guest trust I didn't dip my
fingers in it).


You only have stupid friends?

They don't ask for money.


They've been let down before?

Only the smart ones.


Are you Irish?

No, Greg, I said the smart ones!


That's why I asked!

Obviously you're not Irish. =8~)

I believe I have no Irish ancestry within a considerably number of generations.