C J Campbell wrote:

That might be fun, except that the trooper might be inclined to defend
himself.

Oh, I never said it was a good idea - it's just what *I* would do (if my wife
didn't stop me). I have never been known for my even tempered nature.

George Patterson
Great discoveries are not announced with "Eureka!". What's usually said is
"Hummmmm... That's interesting...."