John Galban wrote:

Much like the
police that visited the lady in MA who inquired about flight sim
software for her 10 yr. old son.

Actually, the police in MA didn't "visit"; they went prowling around the property
shining flashlights in the windows. Too chicken-**** to ring the doorbell.

George Patterson
Great discoveries are not announced with "Eureka!". What's usually said is
"Hummmmm... That's interesting...."