"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:j4ySb.191013$na.317880@attbi_s04...

He said it didn't matter -- so I put him in our smallest suite for a
whopping $47.95. Then, of course, after check-in he started bitching that
there was no "airplane stuff" in his suite.



I've just the thing for your budget customers.

How about a selection of fine O470 engine mounts,
out-of-spec rockers & worn-out valves? You can
put them in the corner next to a vintage bucket of
used Aeroshell 100+ with matching hacked-up oil
filter, or sprinkle them around the floor. Your choice.

There. Fine old 'airplane stuff'. Feel free to pick them
up next time you're in Las Vegas.

--
Dr. Tony Cox
Citrus Controls Inc.
e-mail:
http://CitrusControls.com/