"Jay Honeck" wrote in message
news:bxESb.60871$U%5.362571@attbi_s03...
Now everyone here will feel like a sucker if they pay one penney more!
:-)

Any one is welcome to our smallest suite for that price -- just $47.95.
(Plus the Gubmint's share, of course...)

Even at that ridiculous price, you'll STILL get a 300 square foot suite
(bigger than the Sheraton's LARGEST suite), with a full kitchen, breakfast
bar, queen-sized bed, and delivered breakfast basket -- the best deal
you'll
ever find, anywhere.

Just don't expect new furniture, carpeting, window treatments, cool
aviation
artwork, or any sort of memorabilia!

:-)

Does that include the indoor toilet option?