C J Campbell wrote:

I am sure there is a great Country/Western song in there somewhere.

Naw. You didn't have one word in there about mother, or rain, or pickup trucks,
or getting drunk, or prison, or railroad trains. :-)

"Oh I was drunk the day my Ma got out of prison ......"

George Patterson
A diplomat is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that
you look forward to the trip.