Cub Driver wrote:

It has been raining in the Northeast for a week, and between that and
the spring thaw all my grass airports are closed.

Well, they froze over again last night. Right now, it's still a degree or two below
freezing here in NJ.

George Patterson
This marriage is off to a shaky start. The groom just asked the band to
play "Your cheatin' heart", and the bride just requested "Don't come home
a'drinkin' with lovin' on your mind".