Paul Sengupta wrote:

Reminds me of the student pilot who was asked what he would do
if his instructor became incapacitated half way through a cross
country flight. His answer was to continue to his destination and
log half dual instruction and half pilot in command.

In the U.S., student pilots are not allowed to carry passengers. I guess the best
thing to do would be to toss the instructor out and finish the trip solo. :-)

George Patterson
This marriage is off to a shaky start. The groom just asked the band to
play "Your cheatin' heart", and the bride just requested "Don't come home
a'drinkin' with lovin' on your mind".