Since we are no longer sticking to the original thread.....

If for some reason you need to tie the colors, sides, and rights-of-way
together, try this for night flying:

If on your starboard red appears,
It is your duty to keep clear.
If green to port you should see,
There's not so much for you to do
for green to port keeps clear of you.

[The true mariners amongst you will immediately recognize this is a crippled
version of the original ditty. This version is shorter and easier, I think,
to remember.]