What, you don't think starting every sentence with "y'all" is funny?

I don't care much for people who laugh at the way other people talk. For
any reason.

Geez, George, relax. I'm sure she thought *we* talked funny, too.

Hell, for the first two days Paul was staying with us, none of us could
understand a word he was saying. That British accent (and the occasional
unfamiliar phraseology) had us asking him to "say again" virtually
everything -- until he finally learned to slow down his speech patterns for
us dim-witted Iowans.

Personally, I thought the "y'all" chick was hilarious, and you probably
would have, too. And, like I said, she was damned cute.

Of course, being a New Yorker, you probably sound goofy, too.

;-)
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Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"