I'm surprised no one has brought this up:

Yesterday, King Daley and his minions announced that Chicago will be
pursuing...

....here it comes...

....a GAMBLING CASINO! *gasp!*

I know you're all shocked.

The location has "still not been decided."

Yeah, right.
--
Jay Honeck
Iowa City, IA
Pathfinder N56993
www.AlexisParkInn.com
"Your Aviation Destination"