(pacplyer) wrote in message om...
It's Doctor a-OK again! ) and his super-sneaky disappearing
ink!

You do have a sense of humor after all. Glad to see you made it back
from the Littrow Tarus region! What happened? Your high gain antenna
fall off cause you forgot to use good AN locknuts? And let me
guess: you're also having trouble with the new patent that beams
your neurons up to the vehicle so you can update your patent number
file on the LEM landing stage. What a waste of 8k storage!

But what about your Martian Hardware? You know the stuff you said
that works. Boy, those new rovers are making your stuff look pretty
crappy. Maybe they can roam over and rescue some of the pieces for
you. I bet your twin brother worked on the Beagle Two. Loss of basic
signal seems to run in your family.

1) HARDWARE? (Claims to have secret space hardware on the Moon and
Mars)

GO!

2) PROGRAMMING? (Claims to have been involved in both programs even
though they're too many years apart)

GO!

3) ELECTRICAL? (Doesn't know what key transistors are used in his own
com equip)

GO!


4) CAPCOM? (Can't tell who he's talking to online, flys into
uncontrollable fits of rage)

GO!


5) RETRO? (Despises anyone around him who discovers he's an idiot)

GO!


6) FIRE CONTROL? (Tries to kill off anyone who scuttles his plans for
worldwide usenet domination)

GO!

7) GUIDANCE? (Never had any as a small child; the reason he became a
mad scientist)

GO!

8) PAYLOAD? (18 lbs of Sporty's Pilot Shop trinkets in his pockets)

GO!



All systems are Go! We have lift off! Lift off of Dr. Evil
) and his penis shaped spacecraft!

It's Official. thinks he's a character living in a sci-fi movie.