In a previous article, "Steven P. McNicoll" said:
"Paul Tomblin" wrote in message
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Oh, you mean Steve Wozniak?
How many times did Wozniak crash?
Only once. But he sued Beech afterwards because the plane didn't prevent
him from getting behind the yoke without any experience or instruction in
a complex plane.
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Paul Tomblin
http://xcski.com/blogs/pt/
So logically, if she weighs the same as a duck, she's made of wood, and
therefore a witch.