"C J Campbell" wrote in message
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Don't Unix come from those A-rab countries?

Bell Labs is A-rab?

Hey, I read the 1,001 Arabian Nights -- all of them. And them stories are
just full of harems of beautiful women guarded by Unix.


Damn...I can't find that Dilbert cartoon about the pointy haired boss trying
to get Eunuch programmers...