"Montblack" wrote in message
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OK, now it's beyond lame...
Heh...yes, I think the explanation only made things worse.

Had you kept
quiet, I would have simply assumed you had made a brilliant joke that I
failed to understand. It sure didn't appear anyone else was going to call
you on it, either.
As penance, I will unplug my computer and ship it to Alabama on Monday,
where it will be disassembled, piece by piece, by a manly low wing type.
That smells suspiciously like an event that had already been arranged prior
to your offense. Methinks you'll need a more suitable penance than that.
Pete