"Barnyard BOb" wrote in message What's her phone number?

Even an experienced curmudgeon like you isn't ready for that. I couldn't do
that to you. The sheer negativity of that woman would hurt a young man, let
alone an old fellow like you. The venom coming out of her mouth would lay
you so low that all the muzzleloader in the world couldn't resurrect you.
She is evil, wicked, mean, and nasty. I tell ya, that woman could teach some
things to the devil himself.

D. (is it any wonder I'm hard of hearing?)