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Old December 8th 04, 08:07 PM
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Yes. Santa's sleigh is for sale on ASO! I sent a message asking whether
the red G-suit came with the sleigh, as an 8+1 reindeer powered sleigh has
serious G-forces on take-off. The seller replied:

Thank you for your interest in the sleigh. Since Santa is very busy

this time of year, I'm helping him with the sale of his pre-owned

sleigh.

Excellent question. Mrs. Claus is the sole supplier of Santa's red,

fur lined, soot resistant G-Suit with a built in auto heater. Due

to Santa's ever-increasing waistline (too many cookies), Mrs. Claus

is constantly making new suits for him. As every suit requires a

tremendous amount of labor, she unfortunately would not be able to

supply the sleigh buyer with one. She recommended checking with NASA for a
similar version.

Please let us know if you have any further questions and have a

wonderful holiday season!

Best regards,

The Honorary Elves at ASO

Carl Hixon wrote:



A I R C R A F T S H O P P E R O N L I N E S A L E S L E A D




To: Claus Craft Corporation


Aircraft: 2004 - Santa's Sleigh (SCLAUSE)




From: Carl Hixon


Telephone: 858-967-8712 (Daytime)


E-Mail:


Location: US




Buyer rates self as: Definitely Buying


Purchase Time Frame: 1 - 12 months


Budget Minimum: $0000 Maximum: $50000




-------------------- Message --------------------


Does the Sleigh come with the red G-suit required to safely pilot an


8+1 reindeer configured sleigh? I am unaware of a private source for


said suit and fear blackout upon takeoff.


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ASO Message ID 386574 ASO Ad number 86820




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"Judah" wrote in message
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zatatime wrote in
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I used to know a helicopter pilot who flew Santa in and out of
a small field in town,


Cool! I didn't realize Santa had a Chauffer.

I guess as the world gets more and more populated, the Reindeer just
don't cut it anymore...