"C J Campbell"
"gatt" wrote in message

If I drink a pint of Guiness I'll puke. Does that make me an alcoholic?

Possibly. You certainly show signs of an allergy to alcohol, common to
alcoholics.

Right, that's enough. What is your, concise as possible, definition of
"alcoholic"?

Le Moo

"They're *all* vampires!"

- can't remember