"C J Campbell" wrote in message

Wow. So if two or three shots of whiskey or three beers over four hours
will cause me to puke until 9 or 10 a.m. the next day, that makes me an
alcoholic?

That does not fit any description of moderate drinking. It is far in
excess
of what you would have to take to derive any medical benefits from alcohol
consumption.

Except I don't drink that much. Like I said, it makes me sick. I have a
beer, a glass of wine OR a drink about once every two weeks.

If I drink a pint of Guiness I'll puke. Does that make me an alcoholic?

Possibly. You certainly show signs of an allergy to alcohol, common to
alcoholics.

Except, like I said, I rarely drink.

-c