Jeff,

My post was made tongue-in-cheek. I ruined the satire by marking it
"satire" for the humour impaired, still no luck...

See Satire in dictionary:

Sati n. 1.a. ... work that attacks human folly through irony,
derision, or wit.

FWIW, I have made my share of silly posts and silly questions in this
forum and learned from the replies.

And I accept your offer to talk about IP routing any time. you will
find that I have worked in the networking field for 13 years and have
learned a bit.




Jeff wrote:
I work in the computer networking field and *CONSTANTLY* get
questions from
business clients like "My computer at home keeps running out of
memory, can
I put the 80 GB hard drive I saw at walmart in it?".......well, there
are
about 15 areas of concern that I could come back and completely
destroy the
person on in that one sentence. But, why? They don't know. They
only know
that they are having a problem and are smart enough to ask for help.

Sorry, if we've offended you with our ignorance in the past. Let's
talk
about RIP/RIP2 and IP routing sometime.

jf

wrote in message
oups.com...
satire

(1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?

(2) What should I keep in that flight bag?

(3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?

(4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for
that
matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I
buy
for her?

(5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?

(6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which
one?
Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether
to
save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.

(7) I am a enter profession here. I like flying, can you tell me
if I
should become a professional pilot?

/satire

p.s.:

[instrcutor to student on a night flight]: In case you have an
engine
failure at night and you are going down for an off-airport landing,
remember to turn the landing light on so you see where you are
going to
crash.

[student]: What if I don't like what I see?
[instructor]: Turn the light off.