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(1) I gotta buy a flight bag. Which one should I buy?


Zip-Loc

(2) What should I keep in that flight bag?


Peril sensitive sunglasses, a towel, and a sandwich

(3) Which flash light should I buy for night flight?

Don't bother with a flashlight. Instead, have the dentist dye your teeth
with a phosphorescent coating.


(4) My wife needs a headset. Given that you do not know her or for that
matter, haven't seen her, Can you tell me which headset should I buy
for her?


One that matches the red "Remove Before Flight" T-shirt that I gave her.

(5) I just soloed, which sunglasses do I need?


Peril sensitive.

(6) I got to buy a plane this month to get a huge tax break. Which one?

The tax breaks in Sri Lanka are pretty good.

Oh! and in another thread, I have posted a question about whether to
save a few bucks on a transceiver by not getting the nav feature.


What do you think the towel is for?

(7) I am a enter profession here. I like flying, can you tell me if I
should become a professional pilot?

Yes.