"The OTHER Kevin in San Diego" skiddz *AT* adelphia *DOT* net wrote in
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On Mon, 23 Aug 2004 16:34:01 +0100, "Beav"
wrote:


So HOW do these things get off the ground? Are they sucked off
(PuLEASE!!
or are they blown off?

Neither. All that noise and the fast rotating parts scare the ****
out of the earth and it pushes the ship away..

Actually, that's not quite right Kev, the ship stays where it is and the
EARTH moves out of it's way. It works the other way around too where the
earth sucks the ship BACK,

I *know* this is true, coz it's happened to me on many occasions I've SEEN
the ground jump up and grab a heli and I've seen trees grow 20ft in less
than a second. I've seen fences appear before my very eyes and I've seen
people grow out of the ground, reach adulthood and walk in front of a heli
within the space of time it takes to say "Get the f....". :-)

Let's see if Steven Hawkin can find a reason for THEM occurrences. 'Bet he
can't


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