Wasn't impressive the first time, nor this time. How unoriginal. But then, common folk often
are.


On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 21:41:04 -0500, "Don Parker" wrote:

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twannnnnggg............
(sound of taut line after setting the hook
ROFLMAO

"Dr. Speedbyrd:" wrote in message
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You never know when to button your yap


On Tue, 29 Jul 2003 20:59:30 -0500, "Don Parker"
wrote:

John,
I only spent a short time down under; however, I never knew "hmmm" in
the
land of Oz was swearing. If so, I profusely apologize, and beg your
forgivness. Assuming, of course, this was some kind of slam towards me -
if
it was directed at the messenger prior to me, please carry on. (:-))
Cheers,
Don

"John Ward" wrote in message
. au...
Swearing

A 10 year old and a 6 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.
"You know what" says the 10 year old, "I think it's about time we
started
swearing".
The 6 year old nods her head in approval.
"When we go down for breakfast, I'll swear first, then you swear after
me,
OK?" says the 10 year old.
"OK" the 6 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Later at breakfast time, their Mother asks the 10 year old what he
would
like for breakfast.
"Well sh*t Mum, I think I'll have some Coco Pops."
WHACK! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got
up
and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.
She looks at the 6 year old and asks in a stern voice "And what would
YOU
like for breakfast young lady?"
"I'm not sure" she blubbers, "but it won't be f*cking Coco Pops."

Regards,
John
"Don Parker" wrote in message
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Hmmm. Do tell.........