dead right there, but six year old child in back screaming with terror is
quite an experience.

I wished Mad Cow disease on every herd for the rest of the holiday.
"The original Russ." wrote in message
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Stationery with the engine off is the best way to be when I cow try's to
run
over you. So you were lucky in that respect. :-)

Cheers,

Russ.

Keith Butcher wrote in message
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They couldn't class mine as single vehicle as I was stationary with
engine
off. What made it worse was the guy driving the cows gave me a false
name
and address. I also knocked on all the local farmhouses and all denied
owning the field. I felt like building a something on the land and then
we
would find out who owned it.